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Found a peanut

 

Found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut over there,
Found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut over there,

 

Thought I'd eat it, thought I'd eat it, thought I'd eat it, didn't care.
Thought I'd eat it, thought I'd eat it, thought I'd eat it, didn't care.

 

Rather tasty, rather tasty, rather tasty but now,
Rather tasty, rather tasty, rather tasty but now,

 

Got a pain, got a pain, got a pain, don't know how.
Got a pain, got a pain, got a pain, don't know how.

 

Fetch a doctor, fetch a doctor, fetch a doctor, fetch him quick.
Fetch a doctor, fetch a doctor, fetch a doctor, fetch him quick.

 

Appendicitis, appendicitis, appendicitis, feeling sick
Appendicitis, appendicitis, appendicitis, feeling sick

 

Cut her open, cut her open, cut her open, save her life.
Cut her open, cut her open, cut her open, save her life.

 

(fall down dead)

Too late!

 

 

Jaws

 

Jaws, a mouth, a great big mouth

Teeth, the things inside that crunch

Bite, the friendly shark’s hello

Us, his favourite juicy lunch

Blood, that turns the oceans red

Chomp, that means the shark’s been fed

Gulp, that means that we are dead

And that brings us back to…

Jaw! Jaws! Jaws! Jaws!

 

 

Kookaburra

 

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
Merry, merry king of the bush is he
Laugh, Kookaburra!
Laugh, Kookaburra!
Gay your life must be

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
Eating all the gum drops he can see
Stop, Kookaburra!
Stop, Kookaburra!
Leave some there for me!

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
Counting all the monkeys he can see
Stop, Kookaburra!
Stop, Kookaburra!
That's not a monkey that's me

Kookaburra sits on an electric wire

Leaps up in the air with his bum on fire

Squawk kookaburra

Squawk kookaburra

Louder than a choir

 

 

On top of spaghetti

 

On top of spaghetti all covered with cheese

I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed

It rolled off the table and on to the floor

And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door

It rolled round the garden and under a bush

And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush

The mush was as tasty as tasty can be

And later that summer there sprouted a tree

The tree was all covered with beautiful moss

And on it grew meatballs in tomato sauce

 

 

Pink Pyjamas

 

I wear my pink pyjamas in the summer when it's hot

I wear my flannel nightie in the winter when it's not

And sometimes in the springtime and sometimes in the fall

I jump into my little bed with nothing on at all

 

Chorus:
That's the time when you should see me

That's the time when you should see me

That's the time when you should see me

When I jump into my little bed with nothing on at all

 

I wake up in the morning with my pillow on my head

My little tooshie-wooshie is a-hanging out of bed

And three times out of four, I wind up on the floor

So I don't drink Coca-Cola before bed anymore!

 

Chorus

 

 

She’ll be coming round the mountain

 

She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes.

She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes.

She'll be coming around the mountain, she'll be coming around the mountain,

She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes.

 

Additional verses:

She'll be driving six white horses

And we'll all go out to meet her

She'll be wearing pink pyjamas

And we all have chocolate pudding

And she’ll be sleeping in the garage

 

 

Tails

 

If everybody had a tail and chose it's shape and size

Would you prefer a tufted one to swat at passing flies?

Or would you have a stumpy one to thump on wooden floors,

Or perhaps a warm and fluffy one to curl around your paws?

Chorus

Tails, tails, tails you can swing them to and fro

You can wrap them round your middle

You can trail them in the snow

You can wave them when you're angry

You can wag them when you're glad

You can chase them round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round...

Until you drive the neighbours mad!

 

And would you wear it stripy, speckled, plain or maybe spotted?

And would you wear it curly, straight, or elegantly knotted?

And if it was prehensile, what enormous fun to be

The envy of the neighbours as you swing from tree to tree!

If tails were made detachable, how useful it would be

To change your tail for parties, or for playing by the sea

Or if you're going out at night, with safety first in mind

To wear a red fluorescent one to light up your behind!